Sometimes I Read. Out Loud.

2017 Events!


January 10th – Mortified SFDNA Lounge, San Francisco, CA


January 14th – Mortified OaklandThe New Parish, San Francisco, CA

February 10th – Red Light Lit – h2hotel, Healdsburg, CA

2016 Events!

January 27th – Get Lit!, Open Mic – Corkscrew Wine Par, Petaluma, CA

March 11th – Mortified SF – DNA Lounge, San Francisco, CA

March 12th – Mortified Oakland – The New Parish, Oakland, CA

April 14th – Mortified NYCLittlefield, Brooklyn, NY

Littlefield, Brooklyn
Littlefield, Brooklyn

April 30th – Mortified Sonoma CountyAnnie O’s Music Hall, Santa Rosa, CA

Shout-out from the North Bay Bohemian HERE!

2015 Events!

January 31st – So, Your Friends Think You’re Funny – Sally Tomatoes, Rohnert Park, CA


February 27th – Mortified North Bay! – Christy’s on the Square, Santa Rosa, CA


Some press on this one in The Press Democrat!

March 26th – Moonlighting SF – 50 Mason Social Club, San Francisco, CA


April 10th – Mortified – DNA Lounge, San Francisco, CA


April 11th – Mortified – The New Parish, Oakland, CA


April 16th – Comedy at Thumbprint Cellars, Healdsburg, CA

April 22nd – Get Lit, Open Mic, Petaluma, CA

I read “Hanging out with Dani Burlison

May 15th – The Laugh Lab, The Pub @ Mission Bay, UCSF

Laugh Lab

May 30th – Comedy at Christy’s on the Square, Santa Rosa, CA


June 24th – Get Lit, Featured Reader, Petaluma, CA

I read “Lilac Wine” & “Dive Bar Wedding

July 22nd – Get Lit, Co-Host, Petaluma, CA

August 26th – Get Lit, Co-Host & Open Mic, Petaluma, CA

September 23rd – Get Lit, Co-Host & Open Mic, Petaluma, CA

I read “Go West, Young Girl

September 26th – Unruly Fest on behalf of Mortified, Oakland, CA

Glynn Washington of Snap Judgement!
Glynn Washington of Snap Judgement!

October 9th – Mortified – DNA Lounge, San Francisco, CA

October 10th – Mortified – The New Parish, Oakland, CA

December 4th – Mortified SF’s 10 Year Anniversary – DNA Lounge, San Francisco, CA

Worst Teen Poetry Contest

Future events to be announced!

2014 Events!

February 12 & 13 – Mortified – the King King, Hollywood

mortified LA

March 19th – March Lyrics & Dirges: Radicals, Dreamers and Freaks – Pegasus Books, Berkeley

lyrics & dirges
They hated it.

March 26th – Get Lit, Open Mic – Corkscrew Wine Bar, Petaluma

get lit march
Reading ‘My Compassionate Nature

March 27th – Moonlighting SF -50 Mason Social House, San Francisco


May 16 & 17 – Mortified – Mission Theater, Portland

mortified Pdx

May 28th – Get Lit, Open Mic – Corkscrew Wine Bar, Petaluma

(no one took a picture of me doing this one, jeez. I read ‘High Five‘)

June 22nd – Now We Are Friends! Stand Up Comedy Night – Arlene Francis Center, Santa Rosa


June 25th – Get Lit One Year Anniversary, Featured Reader – Corkscrew Wine Bar, Petaluma

Reading "Tinkerbell, Uncaged"
Reading ‘Tinkerbell, Uncaged

August 27th – Get Lit – Corkscrew Wine Bar, Petaluma

(again, no photo. I read Everybody Poops – Except Me. My Dad was there. It wasn’t as awkward as you’d think)

September 12th – Comedy Night at the Redwood Cafe – Cotati

comedy night

September 13th – Mortified, Teen Angst Poetry Slam Contestant – The Uptown, Oakland

October 18th – Lit Crawl, Phase One; Misfortunes in Love and Life: A Comedy/Storytelling Event – Elbo Room, First Floor, San Francisco


November 14th – Mortified – DNA Lounge, San Francisco


Future events TBA

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